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Things I Heard People Say

Every time I drive my Jeep I get a lady boner

Things I Heard People Say / By Derek Rankins

Every time I drive my Jeep I get a lady boner Read More »

I ate so many pickles as a kid I can’t eat them anymore

Things I Heard People Say / By Derek Rankins

I ate so many pickles as a kid I can’t eat them anymore Read More »

I tried to eat the teriyaki chicken but it makes me feel so unamerican

Things I Heard People Say / By Derek Rankins

I tried to eat the teriyaki chicken but it makes me feel so unamerican Read More »

Fuck Up a Wet Dream

Things I Heard People Say / By Derek Rankins

Fuck Up a Wet Dream Read More »